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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

No, not a chance

How can I move on from my ex?

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

CVS to shutter 5 pharmacies in New York amid closure of 271 stores nationwide - New York Post

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

My cantankerous beagle is very badly behaved at the dog park and always starts barking at the other dogs. Would pepper spray be an effective method to correct his inappropriate behavior?

Still no good

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Bethenny Frankel Reveals Her Teenage Daughter Bryn's Reaction to Her SI Swimsuit Look - People.com

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Nuts and Butts

What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids