What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:07

share office space ...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
No, not a chance
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
CVS to shutter 5 pharmacies in New York amid closure of 271 stores nationwide - New York Post
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Do you consider masturbating to porn cheating if you are married?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
How do schizophrenia symptoms change throughout the day?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Bethenny Frankel Reveals Her Teenage Daughter Bryn's Reaction to Her SI Swimsuit Look - People.com
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
What caused the decline of the Soprano crew?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids